Sunday, May 28, 2006

babies everywhere

so we all know that big headline when brooke shields and kate holmes babies' were born on the same day, in the same hospital, apparently next door to each other. and then earlier today we heard that gwen stefani had a baby boy. and finally, the news everyone's been waiting for......angelina and brad have a daughter, shiloh, who earlier in the day headlines were saying would be named by an african governor, mayor or leader of some sort? who flipping cares?!

now that all these celebrities have had their babies, what else is there to report on? ah yes......how much the photographer will get paid for catching the 1st picture of baby jolie-pitt. it's disgusting that it's rumoured to fetch multi-millions of dollars. good grief!

there's the latest rumour that jennifer lopez is pregnant now. i read that in my $0.25 in touch magazine today :-) and of course everyone knows that britney spears is pregnant again. yuck. i just don't even want to imagine anyone doing anything with that kevin federline. eeewwww! someone needs to give that guy a vasectomy. do we really need 4 federline babies in this world?

now, what do celebrity parents do w/the money they make from selling their photos to magazines? do they set the money aside for the baby's future, in case their own celebrity-status takes a downhill spiral? do they go out and buy the newest and hottest car or tech gadget for themselves? upgrade from a $5 million mansion to a $6 million mansion? ah, to have dilemmas like that......i can only dream!

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